Good lord I don’t think I’ve ever pitied America more than I do right now.
we… have? them? here?
I think I’m going to import some Christmas Crackers to America so I can wear one of these hats during Christmas.
oh man this makes me remember that I did not get a christmas cracker this year because my grandma did not put a stocking...
Christmas crackers are essential for Smithmas festivities! They contain all sorts of esoteric party favors that Smithmas...